so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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