Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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