Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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