This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
