you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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