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you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"

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(604): View more from British Columbia

My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.

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(516): View more from New York

Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?

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(951): View more from California

better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???

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(816): View more from Missouri

He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.

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(360): View more from Washington

He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.

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(661): View more from California

I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.

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