I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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