You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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