Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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