i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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