Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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