I'm lost and stupid without you.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
You coming home soon, man?
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I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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