Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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