If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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