Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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