She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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