no. you can't hotbox the world.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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