And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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