even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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