I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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