I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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