Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
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