This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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