Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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