Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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