Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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