The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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