Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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