ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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