now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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