I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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