your room smells of hookers.
And success
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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