have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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