ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
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