I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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