she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
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