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so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.

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(989): View more from Michigan

did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know

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no

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(307): View more from Wyoming

If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...

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(970): View more from Colorado

Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds

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(208): View more from Idaho

I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?

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(727): View more from Florida

Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.

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