can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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