who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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