this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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