that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
ok first of all what the fuck
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