We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Bring me that man meat
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Randomize
