White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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