Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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