I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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