Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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