I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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