bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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