these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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