I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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