In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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