they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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