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At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Holy sore nipples Batman
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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