Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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