i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
