I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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